IMdian Attack!!!

jhames34 (3:17:10 AM): no, my eyes are just naturally baggy
jhames34 (3:18:21 AM): most people think i'm on drugs, but nope,
i'm just a lil wierd.
muppamurali (3:18:43 AM): iam not asking your eyes
muppamurali (3:18:54 AM): from where your
jhames34 (3:19:19 AM): well, the left one is from the left socket, the right
one is from the RIGHT socket...thanks for asking
jhames34 (3:22:59 AM): where U from??


muppamurali (3:24:38 AM): iam from india
jhames34 (3:25:45 AM): i know where you are from muppamurali....
jhames34 (3:26:03 AM): i know that you are a lonely man...
and that they all called you "porkchop" in middle school...
jhames34 (3:26:09 AM): i am sorry that kids are so cruel
muppamurali (3:26:43 AM): how you know
muppamurali (3:27:21 AM): kids like s god
jhames34 (3:27:23 AM): for i am Mohammed Rafi,
international singing sensation and your dearest childhood friend...
muppamurali (3:28:12 AM): dog
muppamurali (3:28:20 AM): pig
muppamurali (3:28:35 AM): hello mother fucker
muppamurali (3:28:46 AM): r u n line
jhames34 (3:29:06 AM): run line? is that like "rollerball?"
jhames34 (3:29:19 AM): and what's with dog pig hello mother fucker?
muppamurali (3:29:52 AM): asshole
jhames34 (3:30:10 AM): i am sensing some negative energy...
jhames34 (3:30:26 AM): tell me, muppet mullati, do you have women problems?
muppamurali (3:30:29 AM): yah
jhames34 (3:30:58 AM): i'm so sorry...guess it's not easy being
the only kid who had to sit on the right side of the bus, for fear of it tipping over
muppamurali (3:31:21 AM): ha ha
muppamurali (3:31:35 AM): what going on freakin
jhames34 (3:32:35 AM): what going on freakin? i don't even know WHERE to take THAT sentence!
muppamurali (3:33:18 AM): straight into ur ass upto ur mouth
muppamurali (3:33:25 AM): is that ok
jhames34 (3:34:14 AM): MORE than okay...i need a sentence enema...
jhames34 (3:35:47 AM): i wonder why you are so upset? i thought you were my friend,
and then you go and treat me like i am copying your conversation
and showing all my friends how easy it is to USE you for fun!!!
jhames34 (3:35:55 AM): i'd NEVER do that! (hi squeezy!!!)
[squeezy is a dear friend of mine
whom i share these little convos with]
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jhames34 (2:57:12 AM): hello hasan zaher...
hasan_zaher (2:58:30 AM): how are you
jhames34 (2:58:48 AM): well, the kids are all in the ditches
behind the shack, if that's what you mean
hasan_zaher (2:58:55 AM): asl pls
jhames34 (2:59:26 AM): 25 m right next door to hell
hasan_zaher (3:00:15 AM): ok bye
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mai_linh75: Hi
jhames34 (1:15:06 AM): omg, you guessed my weight!!!
jhames34 (1:17:21 AM): say it, man! just say it!
mai_linh75 (1:17:36 AM): xin chao bathe noi tieng viet duoc khong
jhames34 (1:18:17 AM): yes, i DO think that the NEW diet dr. pepper
tastes a lot like regular doctor pepper!!
jhames34 (1:18:21 AM): what do YOU think??
mai_linh75 (1:20:33 AM): bann co thhe noi tieng viet nhe
jhames34 (1:20:54 AM): ohhhhh, you have a tiny tiny penis!!!
jhames34 (1:21:14 AM): that's okay, man...i mean, hey...SOME girls love small penises! honest injun!
mai_linh75 (1:23:31 AM): i"m sorry . no english
jhames34 (1:24:10 AM): but THAT'S english!!!
jhames34 (1:24:16 AM): who are you trying to fool??
jhames34 (1:24:20 AM): lying bastard!!
mai_linh75 (1:25:04 AM): baan noi tien viet duoc ko ?
jhames34 (1:25:24 AM): aww, i can't stay mad at you!!!
jhames34 (1:25:27 AM): ~huggles~

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jhames34 (4:02:23 AM): hello, doctor mahbubblr
md_mahbubblr (4:02:23 AM): hello
md_mahbubblr (4:02:42 AM): als plz
jhames34 (4:03:09 AM): okay, since you said please
jhames34 (4:03:29 AM): i'm 3 years old, a pre op transsexual, and i
live in a box in my daddy's back yard
md_mahbubblr (4:04:08 AM): nice man. i like u
jhames34 (4:04:37 AM): whoa, whoa, put the stallion back in the corral!
md_mahbubblr (4:05:17 AM): do u want to make friendship with me.
jhames34 (4:05:32 AM): i want to make BABIES with you!
md_mahbubblr (4:06:37 AM): hey i am boy.
jhames34 (4:06:52 AM): i am a goat! what's the prob??
md_mahbubblr (4:07:27 AM): ur very smart
jhames34 (4:08:05 AM): omg, thank you SO much!! that's what they told me,
back on the short bus! they said" yuu are not retardeded!"
md_mahbubblr (4:08:59 AM): ok friend bye .takecare
jhames34 (4:09:06 AM): you are leaving me??
jhames34 (4:09:14 AM): you knocked me up, and now you're LEAVING ME???

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jhames34 (3:53:42 AM): you know me, naseer
naseer_orakzai2001 (3:53:59 AM): yes
jhames34 (3:54:23 AM): you down with opp, naseer?
naseer_orakzai2001 (3:54:44 AM): i don remember
naseer_orakzai2001 (3:55:03 AM): ur asl
jhames34 (3:55:12 AM): 19 f usa
naseer_orakzai2001 (3:55:21 AM): haa
naseer_orakzai2001 (3:55:30 AM): u add me
naseer_orakzai2001 (3:55:36 AM): m i write
jhames34 (3:55:56 AM): yes, you are write...i am rong!
naseer_orakzai2001 (3:56:16 AM): haa no i dont say like that
naseer_orakzai2001 (3:57:32 AM): so whats going on
jhames34 (3:58:27 AM): well, a tropical storm is working it's way up the east coast...so be sure to carry an umbrella
jhames34 (3:58:42 AM): friday, partly cloudy skies, chance if thunderstorms...
jhames34 (3:59:07 AM): now, here's naseer with the weather!
naseer_orakzai2001 (3:59:50 AM): sorry lady u know what icant understan eng
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:00:16 AM): little bit
jhames34 (4:00:32 AM): on the plus side, jesus loves you
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:00:55 AM): l m purshian
jhames34 (4:01:22 AM): guess he DOESN'T then...sorry
jhames34 (4:01:35 AM): persians who can't spell their own nations do NOT get the love of Jesus
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:01:35 AM): ok
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:01:54 AM): why we love
jhames34 (4:02:10 AM): because without love, you live a life of sin
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:02:21 AM): so what
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:02:42 AM): we love every one
jhames34 (4:02:53 AM): even gerbils??
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:02:57 AM): u also
jhames34 (4:03:14 AM): well, ONE time, but i was in college, and i was confused!
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:03:29 AM): why
jhames34 (4:03:47 AM): well, i was a boyscout once...need i say more?
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:04:26 AM): ok lissen u hane web cam
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:04:35 AM): mean have
jhames34 (4:04:56 AM): yes, but let's just say it's on gerbilvision right now
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:05:10 AM): on it
jhames34 (4:05:43 AM): well, Carl and Ray are running the gauntlet, so to speak
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:06:14 AM): u speak hard english
jhames34 (4:06:34 AM): yeah, i'm a regular George Carlin
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:06:54 AM): speak in gramar
jhames34 (4:07:04 AM): get it? hard english? george carlin? HA HA!!
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:07:21 AM): u know or lang
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:07:30 AM): how r u
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:07:34 AM): sanga yah
jhames34 (4:07:55 AM): i know, and so DOES kd lang
jhames34 (4:08:03 AM): if you catch my drift
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:08:07 AM): haaa
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:08:28 AM):
jhames34 (4:08:47 AM): that IS funny, ISN'T it, you crazy fother mucker?
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:09:09 AM): why funny
jhames34 (4:09:22 AM): funny??
jhames34 (4:09:25 AM): it's not funny
jhames34 (4:09:26 AM): sorry
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:09:27 AM): ho crazy
jhames34 (4:09:34 AM): you're HO crazy?
jhames34 (4:09:47 AM): well, i remember someone once saying that pimping is not an easy profession
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:10:24 AM): haaa lissen u mined thaty
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:10:57 AM): ok ok u talk to much
jhames34 (4:11:16 AM): i love you!!!!
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:11:49 AM): why we cant meat each other
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:11:56 AM): how u love me
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:12:29 AM):
jhames34 (4:12:36 AM): we can't meat each other, cause that would be cannibalism
jhames34 (4:12:41 AM): i love you like i love chili
jhames34 (4:12:45 AM): and i LOOOOOOVEE chili!
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:12:49 AM): opps
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:13:03 AM): like romeo
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:13:15 AM): july
jhames34 (4:13:33 AM): aah, from Shakespeare, right?
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:13:43 AM): yes
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:13:48 AM): u write
jhames34 (4:13:50 AM): Romeo and July, the tragic story of why Romeo had to wait til august
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:14:29 AM): thy where hard lover
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:14:44 AM): u have any boy frend
jhames34 (4:15:20 AM): no, they all say i TALK too much
jhames34 (4:15:26 AM): i'm very lonely!!!!
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:15:41 AM): no
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:16:05 AM): u r lovely girl; for me
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:16:24 AM): so what we all talk to much
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:16:48 AM):
jhames34 (4:16:51 AM): what ELSE could i possibly do? i mean, i'm deformed
jhames34 (4:17:05 AM): I was born with a penis where my vagina should be
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:17:16 AM): haaaa
jhames34 (4:17:34 AM): it's so hard to explain to the boys
jhames34 (4:17:40 AM): but YOU like it, right?
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:17:44 AM): u write
jhames34 (4:19:14 AM): yes, i am a reg'lar Tom CLancy!
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:19:53 AM): haaaa i see ur profile ur male
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:20:08 AM): ur 25
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:20:22 AM): with to guns
jhames34 (4:20:47 AM): yes, but i explained that i have a penis where my vagina would be
jhames34 (4:20:53 AM): you said you LIKED that!!!!
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:21:15 AM): yes
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:21:21 AM): no prob
jhames34 (4:21:53 AM): thanks! most people just claim i'm a guy, but you accept my inverted vagina!
jhames34 (4:21:55 AM):
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:22:08 AM): haaaaa
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:23:05 AM): can i see ur pic
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:23:29 AM): uhave
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:23:35 AM): hello
jhames34 (4:23:40 AM): i am here
jhames34 (4:23:46 AM): let me find one
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:23:59 AM): send to me
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:24:13 AM): i wana see ur
jhames34 (4:24:38 AM):
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:25:17 AM): it hase been down load
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:25:44 AM): it is down loading
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:26:25 AM): r u there
jhames34 (4:26:42 AM): yes, i am!
jhames34 (4:26:53 AM): do you love me?
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:27:07 AM): why not baby
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:27:14 AM): ur my baby
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:27:32 AM): and u
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:27:43 AM): what about me
jhames34 (4:27:58 AM): i love you the way july loved romeo, and romeo loved october
jhames34 (4:28:13 AM):
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:28:31 AM):
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:28:41 AM): u have seen me on webcam
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:29:07 AM): how i look
jhames34 (4:29:47 AM): yes, i sure have! you look like peter lorre after a bad fight with danny bonaduce
jhames34 (4:30:45 AM): what do you think of ME now that you have my photo?
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:31:30 AM): how is that with bush
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:31:38 AM): its u
jhames34 (4:31:43 AM): yes
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:32:03 AM): that is u
jhames34 (4:32:13 AM): yes, it is
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:32:27 AM): but ur so small
jhames34 (4:32:55 AM): i said i was deformed
jhames34 (4:33:38 AM): you said you love me
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:33:48 AM): ok
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:33:49 AM): ok
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:34:10 AM): ok lissenwhats ur age
jhames34 (4:34:24 AM): 25
jhames34 (4:34:30 AM): but i look much younger
jhames34 (4:34:44 AM): because i was kicked by an elephant when i was 6
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:35:12 AM): haaa
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:35:21 AM): i m 22
jhames34 (4:35:22 AM): i am not kidding
jhames34 (4:35:51 AM): i should have known you would not love me once you saw me with the president
jhames34 (4:36:33 AM): i am NOT an animal!
jhames34 (4:36:40 AM): i am a human BEING!!
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:37:01 AM): haaa dont say like that
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:37:08 AM): jully
jhames34 (4:37:14 AM): oh, romeo!
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:37:36 AM): ohhh jullyo
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:37:48 AM):
jhames34 (4:38:26 AM): have you ever made love with a deformed female midget with an inverted vagina that looks just like a penis before?
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:38:32 AM): u there jully
jhames34 (4:38:49 AM): yes
jhames34 (4:40:04 AM): just say what you feel in your heart, love...
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:40:17 AM): its my number write 0097150_ 3335353
jhames34 (4:40:33 AM): you DO love me!!!
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:40:48 AM): its pain in my hart
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:41:15 AM): what kind of question u ask
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:41:35 AM): i do
jhames34 (4:41:38 AM): you've got it bad, and that ain't good!
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:41:41 AM): jully
jhames34 (4:41:51 AM):
jhames34 (4:42:45 AM): you're being rather quiet
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:43:20 AM): rather i cant understand
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:43:21 AM): u
jhames34 (4:43:42 AM): who CAN understand the ways...of LOVE?
jhames34 (4:43:55 AM): besides Zorro and Don Juan de Marco, i mean?
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:44:04 AM): haaaa
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:44:21 AM): u so funny girl
jhames34 (4:45:13 AM): damn straight! when you're a deformed midget with an inverted vagina that looks like a penis, you learn to LAUGH at life
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:45:14 AM): hallo
jhames34 (4:45:22 AM): Hello, naseer
jhames34 (4:45:36 AM): you silly! we've been talking for ever? hello??? why hello?
jhames34 (4:47:06 AM): i want you in my arms...my small, deformed, arms
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:48:04 AM): u know what i cant understand what is vagina
jhames34 (4:48:20 AM): that COULD prove a problem
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:48:43 AM): plz understand me
jhames34 (4:48:52 AM): i understand you perfectly
jhames34 (4:49:01 AM): you are 22 years old and you do not know what a vagina is
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:49:06 AM): i dont know what u say
jhames34 (4:49:35 AM): vagina...i believe where YOU come from, it's called a zazzle zazzle zay
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:49:38 AM): plz let me know
jhames34 (4:49:59 AM): boys have a penis, girls have a zazzle zazzle zay
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:50:51 AM): penis where
jhames34 (4:51:26 AM): oh, my, i'll NEVER get a straight line like THAT again
jhames34 (4:52:00 AM): penis HERE! (gestures to vagina)
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:52:35 AM): u make me made
jhames34 (4:53:13 AM): sounds like something mobsters would do
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:53:46 AM): u have phone num
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:54:08 AM): can u give me i will call u
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:54:31 AM): hello
jhames34 (4:55:04 AM): i will call you...i HAVE heard about a climate drop in Lucifer Morningstar's country
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:55:38 AM): u will call what time
jhames34 (4:55:59 AM): i have no telephone
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:56:26 AM): than from where u will call
jhames34 (4:57:05 AM): i will call from the highest mountain, i will shout from high and low, "Naseer, i LOVE YOU!"
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:58:25 AM): dont jock at me
jhames34 (4:58:39 AM): you acusing me of "jocking?"
jhames34 (4:59:03 AM): i've been accused of some messed up shit, but i've NEVER been accused of JOCKING!!
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:59:16 AM): ok
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:59:17 AM): ok
jhames34 (4:59:21 AM): apologize, or i will never ever show you my inverted vagina!!
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:59:51 AM): ok
naseer_orakzai2001 (4:59:58 AM): cooldown
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:00:34 AM): hello
jhames34 (5:00:36 AM): DON'T YOU TELL ME TO COOL DOWN!!!! OMG, DON'T YOU DARE ACCUSE ME OF JOCKING AND THINK I'M GOING TO JUST SIT HERE AND TAKE IT!!!!!
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:00:38 AM): jully
jhames34 (5:00:46 AM): i loved you!
jhames34 (5:01:11 AM): i gave you my heart...and you stomped on it like draven's ssa membership badge!!!! you swine!
jhames34 (5:01:22 AM): i am going to kill myself now
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:01:49 AM): no jully i will kill my self
jhames34 (5:01:59 AM): promise?
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:02:18 AM): we soth will die
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:02:29 AM): both will die
jhames34 (5:02:35 AM): i have a gun
jhames34 (5:02:39 AM): do you?
jhames34 (5:02:48 AM): we will die as lovers
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:02:52 AM): big one
jhames34 (5:03:00 AM): you are funny
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:03:06 AM): yes
jhames34 (5:03:22 AM): i wish you would have used levity instead of condemnation earlier
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:03:22 AM): really i have gun
jhames34 (5:03:27 AM): goodbye forever
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:04:12 AM): hello
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:04:38 AM): r u become angry
jhames34 (5:04:50 AM): BYE
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:05:00 AM): why gully
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:05:09 AM): what happ
jhames34 (5:05:11 AM): u mean july
jhames34 (5:05:29 AM): you don't even know my name...why should i keep living?
jhames34 (5:05:30 AM): BLAM!
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:05:52 AM): y u broking my hart
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:06:14 AM): ok
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:06:15 AM): ok
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:06:28 AM): whats ur name
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:06:32 AM): tell me
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:06:38 AM): i m sorry
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:07:04 AM): my gully
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:07:10 AM): r u there
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:07:21 AM): cant talk to me
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:07:56 AM): hellllllllllllllllllllo
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:08:05 AM): gullyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:08:13 AM): ans me
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:08:20 AM): i m sorry
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:08:25 AM): gully
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:08:32 AM):
naseer_orakzai2001 (5:08:55 AM): ok byyyyyyyyy for ener
jhames34 (5:09:08 AM): it's spelled "ever"

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jhames34 (1:32:51 AM): did you know that nick cave has a beard?
toni_rajput (1:33:34 AM): wt u mean
jhames34 (1:33:44 AM): i mean he's got whiskers, man...
jhames34 (1:33:48 AM): on his chin!
jhames34 (1:33:52 AM):
toni_rajput (1:34:34 AM): where r u
jhames34 (1:34:51 AM): nick cave lives in argentina
toni_rajput (1:36:10 AM): hi friend happy diwali
toni_rajput (1:36:22 AM): this is a my festival
jhames34 (1:37:23 AM): i wish there was a MY festival for ME...i bet Nick Cave has festivals all the time!!
jhames34 (1:38:58 AM):
toni_rajput (1:39:20 AM): hi
toni_rajput (1:39:40 AM): happy diwali
toni_rajput (1:39:52 AM): this is my fistival
jhames34 (1:40:17 AM): happy diwali to YOU too...Nick Cave sand a duet with Kylie Minogue, in the 90's, it was very good!
jhames34 (1:40:50 AM): sang, not sand! sorry, friend
toni_rajput (1:41:12 AM): wt do u mean
jhames34 (1:42:09 AM): i mean that she would sing "they call me the wild rose, but my name was Eliza Day" and he would sing HIS lines...you know, a DUET?
toni_rajput (1:42:33 AM): plz asl
jhames34 (1:43:15 AM): nick cave? he's 40 ish, male, in Argentina
toni_rajput (1:44:10 AM): wt is nick cave
jhames34 (1:44:26 AM): the birthday party?
jhames34 (1:44:31 AM): The boys next door?
jhames34 (1:44:39 AM): RELEASE THE BATS!!
toni_rajput (1:45:18 AM): what u r professional
jhames34 (1:46:22 AM): my professional favourites? i loved "let love in", and "murder ballads"...that's the one with kylike minogue
jhames34 (1:46:35 AM): wait, tha'ts personal, not professional
jhames34 (1:46:38 AM): he is the lead singer!
toni_rajput (1:48:23 AM): ok i have to go now
jhames34 (1:48:36 AM): gonna get tickets to see Nick Cave??
jhames34 (1:48:39 AM):
toni_rajput (1:49:17 AM): bye
jhames34 (1:49:44 AM): you really LOVE nick cave, don't ya!!
toni_rajput (1:50:20 AM): which u r place argentina
toni_rajput (1:50:21 AM): ya sure
jhames34 (1:50:36 AM): i don't live there.
jhames34 (1:50:38 AM): nick CAVE does
toni_rajput (1:51:18 AM): ok buy
jhames34 (1:51:46 AM): buy his cd's? don't need to. i own them all! well, except for 2 of the Birthday Party Cd's...they are SOOOO hard to find
jhames34 (1:51:49 AM): don't you agree?
toni_rajput (1:52:06 AM): sorry iam going to playing the cricket
jhames34 (1:52:19 AM): is that slang for something dirty??
jhames34 (1:52:24 AM): pervert!!
toni_rajput (1:52:33 AM): i am agree but i can go
jhames34 (1:52:42 AM): omg, you are SICK!!! SICCCCCKKKKK!!!!! seek professional health!
jhames34 (1:53:00 AM): help, not health!
jhames34 (1:53:20 AM): god, the SSA is gonna laugh at all my spelling mistakes because of you, pinko!

jhames34 (03:51:40 AM): no, i NEVER Touch pot
sankar_sankar_com2000 (03:52:10 AM): why
jhames34 (03:53:09 AM): because it makes me realize that all matter is just energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one, and that God loves us, and there is NOTHING we can do that will ever change that...and George W. told me NOT to...!
jhames34 (03:54:24 AM): why don't YOU smoke?
sankar_sankar_com2000 (03:55:41 AM): i am so sorry i am not smoking
jhames34 (03:56:02 AM): c'mon, that's not what my friend Evie says...! she think's you are!!
jhames34 (03:58:24 AM): she is a transvestite, from philadelphia, pa...she likes to be called the "total package.."
sankar_sankar_com2000 (03:58:55 AM): ok
jhames34 (03:59:33 AM): am i boring you?
jhames34 (03:59:39 AM): YOU IM'ed ME!!
jhames34 (03:59:50 AM): I HAVE FEELINGS, you know...!
jhames34 (03:59:55 AM): i thought you loved me!!
sankar_sankar_com2000 (04:01:11 AM): no
sankar_sankar_com2000 (04:01:17 AM): no
jhames34 (04:01:34 AM): why? cause i'm fat?
sankar_sankar_com2000 (04:02:08 AM): no i am leen
jhames34 (04:02:46 AM): lean?
jhames34 (04:02:48 AM): lean on ME!!
jhames34 (04:02:53 AM): you are sexy!!
sankar_sankar_com2000 (04:03:39 AM): yah i am very like sexy
jhames34 (04:04:03 AM): have you ever been with a homosexual transvestite nun?
jhames34 (04:04:12 AM): cause we will love you LONG time!
sankar_sankar_com2000 (04:04:34 AM): ok i love you
jhames34 (04:05:08 AM): tell me what you'd do to me...
jhames34 (04:05:33 AM): where would you touch me? would u look in my pooper, like a telescope, and look at what i've eaten?
sankar_sankar_com2000 (04:06:43 AM): i am no touch me eaten by ladies
jhames34 (04:08:22 AM): i AM a lady...
jhames34 (04:08:29 AM): give or take a penis or two...
sankar_sankar_com2000 (04:08:53 AM): you ready ok i am ready
jhames34 (04:09:12 AM): i am, i am!!
sankar_sankar_com2000 (04:09:53 AM): yah you you
jhames34 (04:10:27 AM): i take off my top...you kiss the pimples on my bare chest
sankar_sankar_com2000 (04:11:10 AM): you chest no brust
jhames34 (04:11:34 AM): breasts, sorry...do you like the pimply nipples?
sankar_sankar_com2000 (04:14:04 AM): ok i meet you
jhames34 (04:14:31 AM): only if u accept that my penis needs to be shaved regularly
sankar_sankar_com2000 (04:16:01 AM): what
jhames34 (04:16:26 AM): i said i want to have your baby!
jhames34 (04:18:08 AM): would u be my baby's father?
sankar_sankar_com2000 (04:19:05 AM): s i want baby
jhames34 (04:19:33 AM): r u a PEDOPHILE?? u WANT a baby?? i've heard some sick things in my day, but BROTHER!!!!!
sankar_sankar_com2000 (04:21:31 AM): i am already married man
jhames34 (04:22:11 AM): so, you're USING me, to come to america, destroy democracy, and throw me to the curb like a Jerry Springer guest?
jhames34 (04:22:15 AM): that's what i want!!
sankar_sankar_com2000 (04:24:20 AM): i am not comming america but i like america i am nort passport
jhames34 (04:24:52 AM): i had a nort passport...to the wonderful world of nort...ah, the magic never ended...we drank tea on the cieling!!
sankar_sankar_com2000 (04:26:09 AM): ok we drank tea
jhames34 (04:26:59 AM): u know who else drinks tea? PEDOPHILES!! you MONSTER!! you'll NEVER GET custody of our child!!...!!!!...!!!!
sankar_sankar_com2000 (04:27:40 AM): you native place
jhames34 (04:28:23 AM): MY native place? YOUR native place seems to be our SON'S POOPER!!
jhames34 (04:32:57 AM): so, u gonna cum or what??

*** sorry the ending was so vulgar...sometimes i get outta control with the sense of humour...but what the heck, i refuse to edit it, due to the hilariousness i see in it...tee hee!

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